Code Monkey
(written by: Jonathan Coulton)
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot
Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Band Bulitten
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Request song
I don’t want another pretty face
I don’t want just anyone to hold
I don’t want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You’re the one I want to chase
You’re the one I want to hold
I won’t let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
[Verse #1]
I know that you are something special
To you I’d be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you’ll see the heart in me
[Chorus]
Your beautiful soul, yeah
[Verse #2]
You might need time to think it over
But I’m just fine moving forward
I’ll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry, c’mon let’s try
[Chorus]
[Break]
Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don’t waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just want to know that you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide
[Chorus 2x]
Your beautiful soul, yeah…
nother song
Message In A Bottle (Sting)
Just a castaway an island lost at sea
Another lonely day no-one here but me
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Walked out this morning don’t believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I’m not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways looking for a home
I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
I’m sending out an S.O.S….
Bike Theft
The cops told me a bike theif is going around
meet awsomnes
Sweet Child O’ Mine
She’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry
Sweet child o’ mine
Sweet love of mine
She’s got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I’d hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet child o’ mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o’ mine
School Fiasco
I Hate The Rules In My School.
